just a reminder
i have other posts
that you can look through
and like and reblog
I wouldn’t hold it in. I’d say it. If you’re working for Voldemort, or are even anywhere near him how much more scared can you be?
unacaritafeliz asked: Instead of cleaning my room and doing the mountain of uni work that plagues me I decided to creep though all 21 pages of this blog. No regrets.
See that, everyone? She has no regrets about what she did. You should all try it (and like posts and reblog them).
I am happy that this blog was a worthy escape from housework and homework. :)
ponderism asked: Oh my God I am sobbing your blog is PERFECTION.
Oh, thank you sooooo much! :) Messages like these are so rare for me.
You’re not really sobbing are you? I keep making pics for this blog for appreciators like yourself.
I don’t know what I was thinking when I made this one…
“Oh, Cissy, I just have this feeling.” — Bellatrix
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
“An American goes to Japan to close a big business deal. The night before, he is very tense so he picks up a hooker in the hotel bar. She speaks no English, but they get their transaction settled and go to his room.
In bed, she is wildly thrashing around screaming out a phrase in Japanese. The man figures she is loving it and tries to remember what she is yelling.
The next day, he is playing golf with his Japanese customer. On the third tee, the Japanese man swings, the ball makes a beautiful arc, hits the green, bounces twice, rolls, and winds up right in the cup — a hole in one!
Thinking to impress his client, the man repeats the phrase he had heard so much the night before. The Japanese golfer eyes him and says, “What you mean…. wrong hole?” - (x)
J.K. Rowling: well acquainted with all that is funny.
No, I’m not dead.
Thanks, Draco. Good to know that you’re a man of your word.